The Neverending ALF Story - SITCOM EDITION!

[twangle]

(Alf puts the key in)Alf : i'm out! now wheres those strays?

[ALFan]

ALF goes home and calls Jake to the kitchen.
Jake:"Good you got it." ALF:"Yeah,but I don't eat paper."

[twangle]

Raquel:"jake are you in that kicthen? we need to go home. were going to have guest that you want to meet."

[ALFan]

Jake:"Uh...yeah.I'll be there in a minute.ALF,hurry and think of a plan!."

[twangle]

Alf: "go home with her now and i'll call you. besides we have the ticket."

[ALFan]

Jake:"Fine,call me as soon as you can."

[twangle]

Alf looks down and reliazes he got the wrong TICKETS.Alf:(calling Jake)"hey I grabbed the wrong tickets, these are movie tickets!!

[Admin]

ALF: "Heeey, these are tickets for Police Academy 6! Wanna go???"

[twangle]

Jake:"No not right now but maybe later i heard thats a funny movie,Wait! what am i talking about, i need to figure out another plan,Alf any ideas?

[Admin]

ALF: "Look who you're talk to Jake-O-Lantern! Go home and take a load off...I'll have this solved in less than hour." (Jake leaves the kitchen and goes home with Raquel)

[twangle]

Alf:"Now all i need is some turkey, chees and some bread.Then i can think."

[Admin]

ALF: "But first I think I'll take a nap...<yawn>"

[ALFan]

When ALF wakes up,he goes to the kitchen and gets some coffee.
ALF:"This is good coffee.I wonder if it is Folgers or Maxwell House."

[Admin]

ALF: "But It would have been even better with marshmallows."

[ALFan]

ALF then remembers he has to think of a plan,so he calls Jake.
Jake answers phone.
Jake:"Have you thought of a plan?!"

[Admin]

ALF: "Uh...yeah..." (ALF hesitates)

[ALFan]

Jake:"What is it then?! It better be good."

[Admin]

ALF: "Ah...it is, it is...but we'll need Lynn to help us!"

[ALFan]

Jake:"Good,I benefit in two ways."

[twangle]

Alf knocks on Lynns door.Lynn:"who is it?" Alf:"its the old Alfer. Can i talk to you about jake?"Lynn:"yes, whats up?"