Your Favorite ALF Quotes

[ALFan]

ALF:"Did you say I should or should not get hair in the peanut butter jar?"

[twangle]

ALF: "Hello Jack Rabbit delievery services, How would
you feel about delievering a tooth to an asparagus?" ha
from episode" its not iesy being green"

[ALFan]

ALF:"You get me doughnuts, I'll get you a plan."

[ALFan]

ALF:"You crawl under peoples' houses,you hear things."
From:"Breaking Up Is Hard To Do"

[twangle]

good one

[Lucky-ftw]

Willie (hears Alf in the kitchen during Dorothy's wedding): I'll find out what that is....and eliminate it.

[twangle]

Alf:"maybe they were playing ice pick bingo".

[Lucky-ftw]

"Oh Kate, you're just in time, Lucky almost got my tongue."

[ALFan]

Willie:"We can go out there and hike,or you can sit here and complain."
ALF:"I'll sit here and complain."
From:On The Road Again

[twangle]

ALF: "an melmacian almost never goes back on his word sometimes,

[ALFan]

ALF:"I love my Wilie.He is my gumbah."

[Admin]

This should answer the question regarding spelling.

http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/ethicalesq ... ba-gumbah/

[ALFan]

Thanks,Admin.That really helped.

[ALFan]

Willie:"What's the emergency?"
Kate:"What emergency?"
Willie:"The office said somebody called and there was an emergency."
Kate:"Well, I didn't call."
Willie:"ALF,did you call?"
ALF:"Yeah.The TV set is broken."
Willie:You called me for that?!"
ALF:"Yeah,I freaked out when I missed Gumby."

[jec2009]

Alf to Willie and Kate in bed- "Go for it Willie!"

[twangle]

Alf: "I was just trying to help lynnn,whats for dinner?"

[twangle]

Alf:"tuff day on the line norma-ray."

[twangle]

Willie:"Don't call kate again alf!" Alf:"i'm just calling for the time." Alf:"Hey kate what time is it?"

[ALFan]

ALF: Way to go Mr. O!"
From: "Come Fly With Me"

[Blinky]

Willie: Alf have you ever heard of catastrophic exceptions?

Alf: Of course, its a melmacian dating service!

HA!