The Neverending ALF Story - SITCOM EDITION!

[ALFan]

Jake:"OK,let's go."

[twangle]

Alf:"TIME-OUT,Arizona!HA!(once that charachter knows about one liner day he must say a one liner to talk too, for alf or he gets the rash any ways.)

[ALFan]

Jake:"What kind of one liner?"

[twangle]

Alf:" A funny one with two left feet.HA!

[ALFan]

Jake:"ALF, I don't understand this game, and since Melmac is no more, you can't get a rash. Besides, I need your help with something else important."

[twangle]

Alf:"whats your problem jake(and the fat man)HA!

[ALFan]

Jake:"Well there is this girl I like, and since you helped me with Laura last time, I was wondering if you could write me more letters."

[twangle]

Alf:"YES i will(marry you).ha!

[ALFan]

Jake:"So will ya help me?"

[twangle]

Alf:"Of course i will(NOT).HA!

[ALFan]

Jake:"Thanks, ALF. Go start writing those letters."

[twangle]

Alf:"here i come to save the day!ha!

[ALFan]

ALF heads off to get a snack, chase Lucky, and write some letters.

[twangle]

one liner day just past.Alf:"thank the lord, i was running out of one liners.HA-oh thats not funny.

[ALFan]

Jake walks in.
Jake:"Do ya have any letters for me before I go ta school?"

[twangle]

Alf:"No jake its time you did this yourself besides i have another project that i srewed up."

[ALFan]

Jake:"That's fine. I just found out she is taken anyway. If her football star boyfriend finds out I write her letters, I'll be dead. What's your problem ALF?"

[twangle]

Willie:" ALF!!! what is this that you broke?

[ALFan]

ALF:"Willie, Willie, Willie. Don't worry about that hideous picture of Kate's mother. I know deep down inside you wanted it gone just like the rest of the family."

[twangle]

WIllie:" Well:------" WAIT!---Alf , you need to replace it and i mean now!!"