The Neverending ALF Story - SITCOM EDITION!

[ALFan]

ALF:"Thank you for not grounding me Willie."

[twangle]

Lynn:"Alf, i need you right now in the garage!"

[ALFan]

ALF:"Got to go Willie."
So, ALF heads to the garage to see Lynn.

[twangle]

Lynn:" Alf, I wrecked the station wagons' door, can i blame it on you?"

[ALFan]

ALF:"HUUUUUH! No you cannot! I just promised I wouldn't break anything else."

[twangle]

( )Lynn:"Well what am going to do?"

[ALFan]

ALF:"Get me a box of doughnuts, and I will think of a plan."

[twangle]

Lynn:" O.K. Alf stop messing around, i've helped you before."

[ALFan]

ALF:"OK, I've got it."

[twangle]

ALF:" you just bust a window and say someone stole it and wrecked it then they returned it!HA!"

[ALFan]

Lynn:"ALF, I need a real plan."

[twangle]

Alf:"well it looks like we are going to do the old melmacian car roll."

[ALFan]

Lynn:"What is that?"

[twangle]

Alf:" On melmac when someone wrecked a car, they told on them selves and made it seem like they were covering up for someone else>This raised there tentions to another."

[ALFan]

Lynn:"That will not work, ALF. I need a good plan."

[twangle]

You here Willie calling Alf-Willie:"Are you in there?"

[ALFan]

Lynn:"No, Dad. It is just me."

[twangle]

Lynn:" Hide Alf and i'll try to make something up!

[ALFan]

ALF:"Why am I hiding? You messed up the car."

[twangle]

Lynn:"It will be blamed on you and your right, I should take full responsability."