The Neverending ALF Story - SITCOM EDITION!

[ALFan]

ALF:"When did Olive Garden become a buffet?"

[twangle]

Wllie:" When you arrived with us! Kate:" alf lets just stand in line and don't say a word. its packed here.

[ALFan]

ALF:"Can I hold the buzzer that lights up and vibrates when it is our time to eat? It is very intriguing."

[twangle]

Brian:" Alf can we eat buzzerds for dinner?"

[ALFan]

ALF:"Why would we eat buzzerds? I wanted to hold the buzzer that lights up and vibrates when it is our time to eat."

[twangle]

Willie:"He didn't know Alf. lets sit in the corner." So they sit in the corner the building and lets alf out of the baby stroller.

[ALFan]

All of a sudden, four members of the Alien Task Force enter the room for a little "get together" they are having.
Wilie:"ALF, GET IN THE STROLLER! WE ARE LEAVING."

[twangle]

Willie:"ALF!kATE:" aLF TOOK OF TO THE BATHROOM.

[ALFan]

Willie then jumps up and runs to the bathroom pushing a stroller. Luckily, no one is in the bathroom. When he get there, he sees two furry feet in one of the cubicals. He starts to bang on the door.
Willie:"ALF! Let me in there. I know you think this is wrong, but some Alien Task Force Members are here. I need to come in so I can get you in the stroller and sneak you out."

[twangle]

ALF:"Well! why didn't you say so!

[ALFan]

Willie:"I thought I just did."

[twangle]

alf:shoke for a minute then realized they were the ones from the begining.
Willie:" Can i help you!!!!!????
Agent:"We have reason to believe theres a strange form of a dog running around?"

[ALFan]

Willi:"A strange dog? There are not any strange dogs that I've seen. Now can you please leave so I can use the restroom?"

[twangle]

Willie:" Listen we will pretend,(out loud)whats he got me into this time.Well Alf this time you were right Alf!Alf:" Well thank you were right too, I called them for a double date.This makes three you owe me Willie! Alf!

[twangle]

So the story of that ends and a new one begins.

The next week.

Ding dong.---Ding dong---

Alf-" I wonder how that could be at six in the morning?"

[ALFanatic]

twangle,

In posting of your new storyline, typing the word "how" makes no sense. Did you mean to type "who"? Proofreading, before submission, is not a sin.

ALFanatic - Asst Admin

[Admin]

Since the story has been dead for about a half a year, I am going to lock this topic.