If You Were A Melmacian...

[ALFanatic]

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[Jessica]

Yeah, true. I love cats.

boiled or fried?

ALIVE! Forget about the melmacian restaurant, I don't want to serve that.

[ALFanatic]

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[Alf=Funny]

I would be a cook and make the most amazing cat soup ever!

[Admin]

I would learn how to play a piano that has black, white, AND red keys!

[Jessica]

Cool! ^^

[Alflover24/7]

What do you mean, IF I was a Melmacian?

You should see how much money hairdressers made back on Melmac. Of course they also worked all day from sunrise to sunset.

The foam miners had it the worse, I think.

Ha

[Alflover24/7]

Yes,very creative.We might have a real Melmacian on this site...

Too creative...

[robodog]

I'd work in a cat deli. I know what cats are for on Melmac, I just don't like cats very much so it wouldn't bother me. Besides if I was Melmacian I wouldn't see cats as pets I'd see them as dinner. Unless I was a cat loving deviant. Which I wouldn't be. Because I don't like cats.

[Admin]

I would be a Melmacian that played with my food...I adore cats!

[alfonthehub2013]

If I were a Melmacian, I would be an inventor and invent the perfect pair of shoes for all Melmacians to wear.

[alfonthehub2013]

This is a prototype of how the Melmacian pair of shoes would be, if I was a Melmacian inventor. Pretty neat huh!!

[Ninjadragon5]

lol nice shoe design.
if I was a melmacian, I would probably be a Bouillabaisseball player. I'm usually not into sports, but melmacian sports sound much more fun.

[ALFreak]

I'd own a Pound. Image the income off of all those cats!

[Orbitguardmatt1]

If I was Melmacian...


I think i would be a Phlem Dealer, or maybe a cat farm rancher..

[shreddinghead]

If i were a melmacian i would try to keep away from melmac donald's, don't want any cats with arthritis. No, seriously i would try to keep my cravings for cats under control. I now what the danger of obsessing over catching, eating cats can do.

[Melmac98]

Well I can tell you what I wouldn't want to work as; any job that includes cats. We all know what cats are for in Melmac

Agreed. I love cats, too, and I don't like them boiled or fried. I like to snuggle them. I'd probably be ALF's doppelgänger (I bet I'd look a lot like him).

[Calmly Taken Flame]

I`d be Ambassador from Earth, with diplomatic immunity.

Then I`d have free reign to wreak havoc on the planet, start fires, eat everything that wasn`t a cat, and get up to as
much mischief as I could, so they can know how the Tanners felt when ALF came along !

[Adeline McQuack]

I'd either be a dentist (primarily because it's easy and pays well), a member of the Orbit Guard, or a Melmacian screenplay/teleplay writer. The idea of writing for Melmacian TV shows and movies seems interesting, so I'd love to try out some of the ideas from their culture.