Corrupt a Wish

[Melmac98]

Here’s a nice fun game that’s a smash hit on almost every other forum I’m on. Basically, you corrupt the person above you’s wish by saying “Granted, but [insert some nasty corruption here]” or something like that (you can also deny any wishes that you think are incorruptible), then make a wish of your own for the next person to corrupt, and so on.

I’m going to start us off easy:
I wish I had a car.

[Admin]

Granted, it must be covered in pink polka dots! (Did I do it right?)

I wish I could win the Mega Millions.

[Melmac98]

Yes you did it correct.

Granted. Only the Mega Ball matches, so you get like $2.

I wish Littlefoot from The Land Before Time was real so I could hug him.

[Calmly Taken Flame]

Littlefoot is sat next to me on the sofa, and is currently telling me horrible things about you, and a pair of socks.

I asked him to stop, but he told me to come to this thread, and understand why he said it and how he hates your hugs.

I then said "I want ALF back" and we both cried a little.

And then we both made a wish that melmac98 was happy, and that life had been good and all their wishes came true.

And then we both cried again, but it all ended well as we agreed to watch the Lego Movie in 4K together.