Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Tue May 08, 2007 1:17 pm

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"DANCING WITH THE STARS" Names ALF As Contestant For New Season

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Tue May 08, 2007 1:56 pm

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United Nations Declares ALF "Ambassador To the Universe"

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Wed May 09, 2007 3:37 am

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ALF Paid Record Setting Advance To Write Autobiography

Interview with ALF:
Q; ALF, you received 10 Million dollar advance payment to write your life story. That's a new record. Why was the publisher willing to pay so much?
A: At my age, I should have got alot more. This is going to be a long, long book even if I don't include pictures.

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Wed May 09, 2007 3:41 am

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"CAT - THE OTHER WHITE MEAT" ALF Cookbook Tops N.Y. Times Best Seller List

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Wed May 09, 2007 2:58 pm

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ALF Wins Masters - Holds Off Tiger's Final Round Surge

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Wed May 09, 2007 3:11 pm

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Cincinnati Bengals Pick ALF In 1st Round Of NFL Draft

ALF Comment: I have always dreamed of playing with big cats,

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Wed May 09, 2007 3:14 pm

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ALF Swims English Channel In Record Setting Time

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Wed May 09, 2007 3:26 pm

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PETA Targets ALF For Boycott

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Wed May 09, 2007 3:33 pm

Headline:

ALF Victim Of Identity Theft

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Thu May 10, 2007 5:22 am

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President Appoints ALF Special Envoy To Iran Based On Persian Experience

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Thu May 10, 2007 5:24 am

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Miss Piggy Names ALF In Paternity Suit

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Thu May 10, 2007 5:27 am

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ALF Plants Cattails Around Beverly Hills Mansion

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Thu May 10, 2007 5:29 am

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ALF To Star In Remake of "E.T."

Mike

Post by **Admin** » Thu May 10, 2007 9:41 am

"Hurricane ALF Hits Florida"

Post by **Admin** » Thu May 10, 2007 11:12 am

"Dell to Release New Computer that Looks like ALF"

Post by **ALFicionado** » Thu May 10, 2007 11:43 am

"ALF admits: 'I hid Jimmy Hoffa in my spaceship'"

Post by **ALFicionado** » Thu May 10, 2007 11:46 am

"PETA fires Betty White - ALF named new spokesman"

Post by **ALFicionado** » Thu May 10, 2007 11:49 am

"Trouble in paradise? ALF and Paul Fusco goes splitsville"

Post by **ALFicionado** » Thu May 10, 2007 11:51 am

"ALF had this to say about Paul Fusco: ..."

Post by **ALFicionado** » Thu May 10, 2007 11:54 am

"ALF literally becomes speechless without Paul Fusco"

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