Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Thu May 10, 2007 3:24 pm

Headline:

ALF To Deliver Commencement Speech At Harvard And Will Receive Honorary Degree

ALF comment: Hey! I don't do this stuff for nothing.

Mike

Post by **ALFicionado** » Thu May 10, 2007 3:37 pm

"ALF and Paul Fusco kiss and make up"

ALF comments: "Hey! No tongue"

Post by **ALFicionado** » Thu May 10, 2007 3:42 pm

"Paul Fusco: 'We're inseparable. No really, we're inseparable'"

Post by **Admin** » Thu May 10, 2007 7:44 pm

"ALF Found Guilty of Eating Oprah's Cat"

ALF's statement: "I was just giving it a proper burial."

Post by **Admin** » Thu May 10, 2007 7:47 pm

"ALF Opens New Restaurant: Kitten Kobbler Tops Dessert Menu"

ALF's statement: "We use only top quality ingredients at my restaurant. That means no roadkill, ha!"

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Thu May 10, 2007 11:57 pm

Headline:

Dr. ALF New Professor Of CATechism At Nortre Dame

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Fri May 11, 2007 12:04 am

Headline:

ALF To Be Next "Bond - James Bond 007"

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Fri May 11, 2007 2:36 am

Headline:

ALF Joins Road Company Tour Of "CATS"

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Fri May 11, 2007 2:40 am

Headline:

ALF Builds World's Largest CATapult

ALF comment: With this baby I should be able to launch little kitties into orbit.

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Fri May 11, 2007 3:03 pm

Headline:

PLANET MELMAC Luxury Resort/Casino Being Built By ALF On The Las Vegas Strip

ALF comment: When completed, I invite all "Fat Cats" to come lose all of their money.

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Fri May 11, 2007 3:10 pm

Headline:

ALF's Gourmet CATsup Available In Grocery Stores Soon

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Sat May 12, 2007 8:30 am

Headline:

ALF Wins World Karate Championship

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Sat May 12, 2007 8:32 am

Headline:

Late Night CATcalls Land ALF In Jail For Disturbing The Peace

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Sat May 12, 2007 8:38 am

Headline:

ALF Sighted On His Yacht "Rhonda" Trolling The Waters Off Coast Of CATalina

Mike

Post by **ALFicionado** » Sat May 12, 2007 11:25 am

"ALF Admits He's The Reason Why Cats Ended Its Long Run On Broadway"

Comment: "I ate the entire cast, alright?"

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Sun May 13, 2007 1:00 am

Headline:

ALF Gets Tryout With Los Angeles Lakers

Interview with ALF:
Q: No offense intended ALF, but you do not look like the prototypical basketball player. Do you think there's a chance you'll make the team?
A: Welll, it all depends on what they're looking for. I'm not tall, I'm not fast, I can't shoot, and I can't rebound, but I can "DRIBBLE" better than anybody.

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Sun May 13, 2007 9:08 am

Headline:

Overcoming Administration Blunders ALF Brokers Middle East Peace Deal

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Sun May 13, 2007 9:16 am

Headline:

ALF Accepts White House Invitation - Improvements Made To Fireproof The Structure

Mike

Post by **ALFicionado** » Sun May 13, 2007 9:38 am

"ALF, Spock and Dick Solomon stars in new sitcom 'Two and a half Aliens'"

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Mon May 14, 2007 1:17 am

Headline:

ALF Found In CATatonic State - Rushed To UCLA Medical Center For Emergency Care

Doctor's Report: After lengthy procedure pumping out all of his stomachs, ALF is resting comfortably. He will remain here at the Mdeical Center overnight for further observation and, barring any unforseen complications, be released in the morning. My diagnosis - extreme toxic reaction from too much cat juice.

ALF comment: Catatonic state? Wow, that must have been some party! Last I remember, I was still in California.

Mike

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