Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Mon May 14, 2007 1:37 am

Headline:

Rand McNally Contracts ALF To Map The Universe

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:33 am

Headline:

Google Announces "ALF" Top Search CATegory

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:35 am

Headline:

"ALF" Search Volume Shuts Down Google

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Tue May 15, 2007 9:39 am

Headline:

Tanner Family (With ALF) To Compete On "Family Feud"

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Tue May 15, 2007 9:43 am

Headline:

ALF Prone to CATachresis

ALF Comment: Hey! I know what it means. Get a dictionary.

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Tue May 15, 2007 9:49 am

Headline:

Warren Buffett Reveals ALF His Financial Advisor

Mike

Post by **Admin** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:35 pm

"ALF to Appear as Guest Judge on American Idol"

Post by **Admin** » Tue May 15, 2007 10:18 pm

"ALF Goes on Date with Mary Kate AND Ashley Olsen!"

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Wed May 16, 2007 6:59 am

Headline:

Fast Food Industry Stunned By Popular Demand For ALF's "Kittylicious" Chain Of Cat Bar-Be-Que Restaurants

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Wed May 16, 2007 7:04 am

Headline:

ALF Knows European

ALF Comment: German reporter didn't get my joke during interview, and his newspaper printed the Headline. Do you get it? HA! I kill me.

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Wed May 16, 2007 7:07 am

Headline:

Pepsi Inks Deal With ALF For World Wide Distribution Of Kitty Cola

Mike

QueenofMelmac · Post by **QueenofMelmac** » Wed May 16, 2007 8:24 am

Headline:

'Shumway Discovers New money Saving Gas --Cat Juice!'

A little extra.......
Melmacian resident Gordon Shumway has recognized a new money saving fuel that can be used to run vehicles -Cat Juice! That's right, Cat juice. Shumway had this to say about his new findings; "Hey, Cat Juice is like the new Cow...And I'm gonna Milk this thing for all it's worth. HA!" And indeed he will. Shumway is looking at a delightful future ahead. This new money saving fuel will boost the economy in no time.

Ok, I got ahead of myself people. But i had fun doing it lol

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Thu May 17, 2007 3:02 am

Headline:

CAT Burglar Legal Defense Fund Bankrolled By ALF

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Thu May 17, 2007 3:59 am

Headline:

Carmen Electra Falls For ALF

ALF Comment: Carmen literally fell for my opening line: "I'm short and too heavy for you to pick me up, so please bend down that I might lose myself gazing into your beautiful eyes." Yikes! Who writes this stuff?

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Thu May 17, 2007 4:02 am

Headline:

ALF Eagerly Awaits Chance To See Newborn Siamese Twins

Mike

Post by **Admin** » Thu May 17, 2007 1:21 pm

"ALF to Appear as Guest Conductor with New York Philharmonic"

ALF · Post by **ALF** » Thu May 17, 2007 8:27 pm

Headline:
Shumway to Star in Latest Broadway Production of "Cats"

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Fri May 18, 2007 2:38 am

Headline:

P.E.T.A. Implicated In ALF Assassination Plot

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Fri May 18, 2007 2:44 am

Headline:

ALF Brings Stand-up Comedy To "The CATskills" This Summer

ALF Comment: When my agent mentioned this gig and the location, I told him, "I am there no matter what it pays!"

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Fri May 18, 2007 2:50 am

Headline:

ALF's Generous Tips Help Pay "Pussy CAT Club" Dancer's College Tuition

Mike

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