The Neverending ALF Story - ALF Animated Adventures Edition!

[QueenofMelmac]

This game is called the Never Ending Alf Story. The object of the game is to make the story keep going. First I will start the story off with one sentence. Then the next person will add on more to the story with another sentence. One sentence at a time. Be creative and imaginative.


On the Planet of Melmac there lived a cute little furry alien named Alf.

[ALFanatic]

The End. Just kidding!

ALF (named Gordon by his parents Bob and Flo Shumway) enjoyed a happy childhood on Melmac playing his favorite game "Skleen Ball".

Mike

[QueenofMelmac]

Until one day, something mortifying happened that would changed Gordon's life forever!

[Admin]

Gordon was cut from the skleenball team!

[ALFanatic]

Things turned even worse when ALF was dumped by his girlfriend (Rhonda) in a nasty breakup.

[QueenofMelmac]

But Alf tried to stay strong and he even took up line dancing classes at the YMCA.

[Admin]

Even though he tried to keep busy, he couldn't help but think about how to get Rhonda back.

[ALF]

So he started watching Miami Vice.

[ALFanatic]

Hoping to learn how to act more like Sonny Crockett (played by Don Johnson) who Rhonda thought was the "cat's meow", ALF watched Earth reruns of "Miami Vice" on DVD day and night for weeks on end.

[ALF]

After he had watched every episode, he even started dressing like Sonny Crockett and hoping to buy a Ferrari someday.

[QueenofMelmac]

So Alf started to save up some money by setting up Cat juice stands, Washing cars, and getting extra cash for running errands for his furry friends.

[ALFanatic]

Although ALF soon had money in his wallet, a Sonny Crockett wardrobe, and was driving a flashy Phlegm 220 sportscar, he still could not win back Rhonda, for her fickle nature had her now swooning over Brad Pitt.

[ALF]

Learning this, ALF was surprised how quickly 20 years had passed.

[ALFanatic]

Fortunately, as luck would have it, Melmacians all live to the ripe, old age of 650 which is more than eight times the average life expectancy of Earthilings, so even after the passing of 20 years, ALF still remained a young Melmacian pondering life's vicissitudes.

Mike

[QueenofMelmac]

Fortunately, Brad's physique turned old and unattractive so Alf regrouped and attempted once again to win over Rhonda but this time with a different approach.

[ALFanatic]

One bright, sunny day while cruising (top down) in his Phlegm 220 sportscar, ALF passed a roadside billboard reading, "ORBIT GUARD - Join Melmac's Best Guarding the Orbits", and he wondered if Rhonda might be impressed by the uniform.

[Admin]

He quickly took the next exit, in the process cutting someone else off, and headed towards the nearest OG recruitment building.

[QueenofMelmac]

But before Alf got to his destination he stopped at a local 7/11 and picked up some JuJi Fruit.

[ALFanatic]

No one knows exactly how JuJi Fruits make their way from Earth to Melmac, but most Melmacians (including ALF) just love them; however, with only four teeth, they are tough to chew and are usually swallowed whole making them disappear very fast, so ALF bought all 114 boxes available at the 7-Eleven.

Mike

[Admin]

ALF hopped back into his Phlegm with his JuJi fruit boxes, which he stored in his trunk for safe-keeping, and got back on his way.