Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!

QueenofMelmac · Post by **QueenofMelmac** » Fri May 18, 2007 2:19 pm

Headine:

"Alf rescues Cat in tree"

Alf comment: "Its a tough job but someones godda do it. And i'd rather it be me""

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Sat May 19, 2007 5:24 am

Headline:

ALF Wins "Chef Of The Year " Award With World Famous Kitten Gumbo

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Sat May 19, 2007 5:28 am

Headline:

"Tony The Tiger" Sues ALF For Harassment

ALF Comment: This frivolous law suit is merely a publicity stunt by a down-and-out, over-the-hill, has-been tiger desperate for attention.

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Sun May 20, 2007 3:18 am

Headline:

Grand Opening - Chez Melmac Specializing In Gourmet CAT Delicacies Prepared By Chef ALF

ALF Comment: I am using all of Mom's recipies from the "old planet".

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Mon May 21, 2007 3:27 am

Headline:

Seizure Of Cargo Container Filled With Persians Has U.S. Customs Looking To Question ALF

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Mon May 21, 2007 3:30 am

Headline:

ALF Goes To Summer Camp - "BIGFOOT" Sightings Reported

Mike

QueenofMelmac · Post by **QueenofMelmac** » Mon May 21, 2007 12:47 pm

Headline: ALF wins American Idol!!!

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Tue May 22, 2007 2:46 am

Headline:

ALF Accused Of Defacing "Shrek the Third" Billboards

ALF Comment: I never liked that overgrown, green ogre, but that doesn't prove I did it. Plus, I have an alibi. I was at Summer Camp.

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Tue May 22, 2007 2:50 am

Headline:

L.A. County Selection Of New Beach Lifeguards Includes ALF

ALF Comment: My agent tells me this career move could lead to starring role in the return of "Baywatch".

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Wed May 23, 2007 4:06 am

Headline:

Wal-Mart Opens Big Box Store With ALF As Celebrity Host - Candy & Toys Sellout In 1st Hour

ALF Comment: They gave me a Wal-Mart credit card and an employee discount. I couldn't stop myself.

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Wed May 23, 2007 4:13 am

Headline:

New DMV Record - ALF Fails Driver's License Test For 87th Time

ALF Comment: I'm having a tough time with turn signals and parallel parking which we did not have back on Melmac, but I continue to improve at driving in traffic, with no accidents and only three near misses in my last four attempts.

Mike

Post by **Admin** » Wed May 23, 2007 4:54 am

"ALF Eats 104 Big Macs at First McDonald's 'Buffet-Style' Restaurant"

Post by **Admin** » Wed May 23, 2007 4:56 am

"ALF to be new host of The Price is Right show"

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Thu May 24, 2007 5:27 am

Headline:

ALF Appearance On "America's Most Wanted" Case Of Mistaken Identity

ALF Comment: Everybody's got a double somewhere.

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Thu May 24, 2007 5:32 am

Headline:

ALF Charters Luxury CATamaran "Fat Cat" For Caribbean Vacation

ALF Comment: I get a commission on future charter bookings recommended.

Mike

QueenofMelmac · Post by **QueenofMelmac** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:55 pm

Alf meets with speilberg in talks of new ET movie.

Alf Comment: Yeah, this time I want aliens portrayed as they really are:Cute and furry

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:31 am

Headline:

P.E.T.A. Accuses ALF Of Promoting CAT Fights

ALF Comment: Another absolutely false accusation; however, a friend did tell me that this weekend's matchup will be "The Persian Terror" vs. "The Cat With No Name".

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:34 am

Headline:

ALF Warns Paul Fusco - "HANDS OFF, BUSTER!"

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Sat May 26, 2007 2:59 am

Headline:

Highway Patrol Tickets ALF For Road Rage

ALF Comment: Sure, give the Alien a ticket, but what about the little, old lady who started it?

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Sat May 26, 2007 3:03 am

Headline:

Bush Fumes Over Reports Laura & ALF Both Weekending At Same Exclusive Spa Resort

Mike

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