Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!

[ALFanatic]

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ALF Donates To Persian CATastrophe

Mike

[ALFanatic]

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ALF Claims "Brad Pitt" His Illegitimate Son

ALF Comment: Brad deserves to know where he got his talent and good looks.

Mike

[ALFanatic]

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ALF Released After Alien Abduction

ALF Comment: I'm pretty sure they were Canadians because they took me to their base in Toronto for tests and interrogation.

Mike

[ALFanatic]

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Multi-million Dollar CATwalk Under Construction At ALF's Beverly Hills Mansion

Mike

[ALFanatic]

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Roswell, NM. Hires ALF As Consultant On Development Of U.F.O. Amusement Park

ALF Comment: Could there be anyone better qualified for this job?

Mike

[ALFanatic]

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"Trump's Miss Universe Pagent A Sham", Says ALF

ALF Comment: Where were the female beauties from all the other planets in the universe?

Mike

[ALFanatic]

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ALF To Be Keynote Speaker At World's Largest "Star Trek" Convention In Las Vegas

ALF Comment: If I wasn't getting paid a bundle, I'd tell them where they could stick this event. In all the Star Trek TV series and all the Star Trek movies, Melmacians (including yours truly) never even got so much as a walk-on part.

Mike

[ALFanatic]

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ALF & Schwarzenegger Join Forces For Change To Presidential Qualifications In U.S. Constitution

ALF Comment: The time has come for "natural born citizen" to be removed from Qualifications for President in Acticle II, Section I of the United States Constitution. Arnold best states our reason for seeking this change, "Ve both vant to be Presedant of de Uniteed Steets."

Mike

[QueenofMelmac]

Haha I like that last one with arnold...lol

Headline: Alf to star in new Sex in the City Movie playing the role of Samantha's love new interest.

[QueenofMelmac]

Headline: ALF tells George W. Bush that he's full of bologna

Alf Comment: "Literally, the man had bologna coming out of his ears!"

[ALFanatic]

I just love, love, love that bologna song:

My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R
My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R
Oh, I love to eat it every day, and if you ask me why, I'll say,
"'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A."

I play it constantly on my I-Pod

ALF

[QueenofMelmac]

lol weirdo

[Admin]

"ALF to Guest Star on Desperate Housewives as Susan's Secret Lover"

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

Catcher Slimed When ALF Throws Out First Pitch At L.A. Dodgers Game

ALF Comment: I didn't want to embarrass myself in front of all those people, so I threw my best pitch - "the spitball".

Mike

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

ALF Arrested In Raid On CAThouse

Mike

[ALFanatic]

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ALF Leads Campaign To Ban CAT Litter

Mike

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

"The IVY" (LA's In Celebrity Restaurant) Denies Service To ALF

ALF Comment: I've been warned before about my table manners and eating habits, but they weren't the problem. I can't help it this is the time of year I'm shedding.

Mike

[Admin]

"ALF Comes to Agreement with NBC for a Season 5 of his Sitcom!"

[QueenofMelmac]

Headline: Alf to dance with Garfield on 'Dancing with the Stars'

[Delorean Dude 17]

Headline:
Alf discovers canadian bacon is actually ordinary ham