Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!

QueenofMelmac · Post by **QueenofMelmac** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:35 pm

Headline: Alf to go get CATscan

Alf Comment: I've been getting migraines lately and someone told me about Catscans and I said CAT what? Im in!

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:19 am

Headline:

ALF's Philadelphia Trip Includes Stop To See "Liberty Bell"

ALF Comment: Don't blame me! That big bell was already cracked before I rang it.

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:22 am

Headline:

Wall Street "Fat CATS" Fear ALF

ALF Comment: Even the rich and powerful can't hide when I'm on-the-hunt.

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:23 am

Headline:

Domino's Pizza Names ALF "Customer Of The Year" AGAIN

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:00 pm

Headline:

Hockey Fans Irate When ALF Borrows "Stanley Cup" To Eat His "Coco Puffs"

Mike

Post by **Admin** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:10 pm

"ALF to Appear in New Star Trek Film"

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:15 pm

Headline:

ALF's Drive-Up Order At Hollywood "McDonald's" Creates Major Traffic Jam

ALF Comment: I only ordered a couple of things and they should have had adequate staff on hand to serve me promptly.

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:52 am

Headline:

ALF's Weekend Winning Streak In Las Vegas Leaves Strip Casinos Smarting

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:54 am

Headline:

ALF Appears On "Meet The Press" To Challenge Recent Edicts Issued By King Bush

Mike

ALF · Post by **ALF** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:02 pm

ALF Caught in Rear Seat of Lohan Car Accident

QueenofMelmac · Post by **QueenofMelmac** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:13 pm

"ALF sends QueenofMelmac Kitten in the mail to brighten up her day"

Alf Comment: When Im feeling down.... or hungry, or bored, or mad, or sad or anything for that matter, a kitty always makes me smile!

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:51 am

Headline:

Supply & Distribution Of CATnip In The U.S. Controlled By ALF

Mike

Post by **Admin** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:20 pm

"Official ALF Magazine Scheduled to be Released Late 2007"

ALF · Post by **ALF** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:07 pm

I wish!

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:14 am

Headline:

ALF Sends "Get Well" Card After Hearing President Bush Is "Lame Duck"

ALF Comment: Being an alien who is ill-eagle, "Bushy" and I are both sick birds. HA! I kill me.

Mike

Post by **Admin** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:17 am

"ALF to go on Tour and Perform Stand-up Comedy for US Soldiers Overseas"

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:27 am

Headline:

China Requests ALF's Assistance With Space Program

ALF Comment: As an enticement, high ranking Government Officials promise I will also be allowed to make fireworks.

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:01 pm

Headline:

ALF Sighted Late Nights Vacuuming His Fur At Hollywood Self-Service Car Wash

ALF Comment: It's true, but I hope they don't have photos. This shedding is driving me crazy, and I like to suck up as much as possible every night, so I don't take it home with me.

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:16 pm

Headline:

"Nike" Making Custom Fit Athletic Shoes For ALF

ALF Comment: Since Melmacians have rather large feet, when I'm not wearing my new shoes for sports competition, I plan on letting the "homeless" live in them.

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:42 am

Headline:

Despite Mob Of Paparazzi, ALF Visits Paris Hilton In L.A. County Detention Center

ALF Comment: I wanted to see "Paris In The Springtime", and she's not going to get out of jail until after Summer begins.

Mike

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