Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!

QueenofMelmac · Post by **QueenofMelmac** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:59 pm

LOL Good One!

Post by **Admin** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:05 pm

"DNA test reveals ALF as the father of Nicole Richie's baby!"

Post by **Admin** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:09 pm

"ALF to box Mike Tyson on August 12th"

Post by **Admin** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:12 pm

"ALF to be new host of the Cat Chat Radio Show"

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:01 pm

Headline:

"I'm Not Just A BOY TOY", Says ALF As Reason For Dumping Paris Hilton

ALF Comment: Obviously, I'm a stud, but I also have a brain. Unfortunately, Paris can't spell intelligence, let alone recognize it.

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:04 pm

Headline:

ALF Sequestered In His Mansion Recovering From Rhinoplasty

ALF Comment: I need to maintain my good looks, and lately the ol' proboscis was starting to sag. Anybody need to use the dictionary?

Mike

QueenofMelmac · Post by **QueenofMelmac** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:29 pm

Headline: Alf dyes his hair Black!

Alf Comment: I figured it would help me blend in with the night a little better when I sneak out.

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:24 am

Headline:

ALF Selling "Frozen Cat On A Stick" From Push Cart At Venice Beach

ALF Comment: It's an acquired taste, but I'm expecting it to be a big hit before the end of Summer.

Mike

Post by **Admin** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:43 am

"ALF seen waiting in line for new Apple iPhone"

melmac_alf · Post by **melmac_alf** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:41 am

Havent really thought up one, just wanted to comment on how great everyones is

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:22 am

Headline:

Rumors That ALF And Robin Williams To Star In Unearthly Odd Couple Future Movie Project

ALF Comment: Robin and I could become the historic comedy team for the 21st Century

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:54 pm

Headline:

ALF Starts New Animal Rights Organization - "F.L.O.C.K."

ALF Comment: F.L.O.C.K. is acronym - "For Love Of Cats and Kittens". Personally, I especially love them "medium rare".

Mike

MR. Littwack · Post by **MR. Littwack** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:18 pm

"Disgruntled over his unfortunately failed attempts to return to television, ALF takes to the balcony of an office building with a high powered rifle. His primary target seems to be anyone driving a car with a license plate containing the letters N, B, and C. Police are baffled. SWAT team is preparing to enter the building. More news as it becomes available. And now the latest in sports..."

MR. Littwack · Post by **MR. Littwack** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:07 pm

This just in. Apparently ALF has contacted the police. He is demanding that 30 pizzas be delivered to the office building he is hold up in. He is also demanding to speak to Oliver Stone in hopes to make a movie about as he put it "the conspiracy to keep me off the air".

ALF has previously stated that if such a movie were made, he would indeed play himself. It is unknown who would play the NBC executives from the 1980s, but names that have been circulating on the internet include both Pauly Shore, and Gilbert Godfried.

More on this story as it developes.

MR. Littwack · Post by **MR. Littwack** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:50 pm

More on ALF's take over of a downtown office building. It seems that after consuming all of the pizzas he ordered, ALF took to throwing the pizza boxes at passers by on the street. We believe that the police are holding off on moving in to avoid harm to any potential hostages ALF may be holding. Police are reviewing episodes of ALF in an attempt to find out his next move. Apparently there was an episode of his show that once had a similar plot as to the situation now unfolding downtown.

ALF is still demanding to meet with Oliver Stone and also representatives from NBC who refuse to comment on the situation.

We will bring you more information as it becomes available.

QueenofMelmac · Post by **QueenofMelmac** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:22 pm

Woah..You have a great imagination. This can be like a real movie. lol

I wanna know what happens next

MR. Littwack · Post by **MR. Littwack** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:50 am

This is Esteban Sanchez reporting live from downtown on a story growing hotter by the minute. Apoximately 8 hours ago the alien known as ALF, took control of a local office building. If you have been following the story so far you will know that it has been quite an eventfull day for both ALF and the local police. ALF has demanded that a helicopter be brought to the location for him to use. We are told that the building has a landing pad on the roof. It is this reporters opinion that ALF plans to use the helicopter to make his escape. Police however are skeptical, believing that this is just another of ALF's antics. It is now known that the pizzas he ordered earlier, he demanded must be delivered by the surviving cast of Gilligan's Island. Russel Johnson and Dawn Wells apparently entered the building with pizzas in hand (Tina Lousie was unavailable her agents tell us). ALF has yet to allow them to leave the building.

[Glad you are enjoying it Queen. I have no idea where my ideas come from. LOL]

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 8:50 pm

Headline:

Successful Opening Of "The Simpsons Movie" Prompts ALF To Ask, "WHAT ABOUT ME?"

ALF comment: First Shrek, and now the Simpsons - give me a break!

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:44 pm

Headline:

While Surfing At Malibu Beach, ALF Escapes Injury From Shark Attack

ALF Comment: It was a very scary experience. That big fish ate my board as an appetizer, and planned to make me the main course for dinner. I now have some empathy for how CATS feel when I'm on the prowl.

Mike

Post by **Admin** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:53 pm

"ALF and Reese Witherspoon to star in new movie - Beauty and the Alien"

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