Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

Claiming Wrongful Arrest, ALF Sues Beverly Hills Police Department

ALF Comment: I was just out doing some "trick or treating" around the neighborhood when the Cops carted me off to jail for impersonating "The Great Pumpkin". My lawyer assures me we are looking at a "BIG BUCKS" payoff, due to blatant, illegal profiling.

Mike

[Admin]

ALF to be on sideline for Sunday's Colts/Patriots Matchup.

[ALFanatic]

Admin,

Which team's sideline? I need to know, so i can make my bet at the Sportsbook.

Mike

[Admin]

Gooooooooooo Colts!



This is THE game of the year for me to watch...I enjoyed the Cowboys/Patriots game a few weeks ago, but this matchup could potentially be the AFC Championship Game.

[ALFanatic]

Admin,

Although likely of no significance, very possible that ALF might be a "Colts" fan, since he always wanted to have a pony. HA!!!!!

Mike

[Admin]

"ALF to Take up New Diet for his High Blood Pressure"

ALF's Response - "Hey, 240 over 120 is normal on my planet!"

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

ALF Calls NFL Commissioner Demanding An Immediate Investigation

ALF Comment: There must be a reason my football teams are not winning.

Mike

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

ALF Invites Family Of Turkeys For Thanksgiving Dinner

ALF Comment: I'm not talking real turkeys - just my neighbors. HA!!!!

Mike

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

BIG NEWS! BIG NEWS! Arriving In Grocery Stores Today - ALF Brand Turkeys Genetically Altered To Taste Like CAT!

ALF Comment: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Mike

[Admin]

Headline: "ALF Eats Eddie Murphy's Turkey...Pleads Insanity."

Eddie Murphy's Comment: "What kind of Butterball would do something like that???"

ALF's Reply: "Just be grateful I didn't eat your cat!"

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

ALF Crushes Previous World Record Eating More Than 17,000 Calories Of Food On Thanksgiving Day

ALF Comment: I could have easily gotten down at least another 5000 calories, but the pies were all gone by the time I was ready for dessert.

Mike

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

ALF Sends 84 Page Letter To Santa

ALF Comment: Hey! I did make several revisions to get my list down to just the "must have" things.

Mike

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

During The Christmas Season, ALF Works As A Professional Stocking Stuffer

ALF Comment: YUK! This job stinks!

Mike

[Admin]

ALF to do coin toss at 2008 Super Bowl.

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

New Edition Of "Pussy Cat Dolls" Burlesque Show Opening This Summer In Las Vegas To Showcase ALF As "Top Banana"

ALF Comment: Rehersals have yet to begin, and all of those beautiful, scantily clad babes are already calling The Old ALFer "Daddy".

Mike

[Admin]

"ALF to become starting Quarterback for Green Bay Packers after Brett Favre's retirement"

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

CHEAP SUPERBOWL TICKETS - Call ALF At 1-800-555-1212

ALF Comment: These tickets from last year might be worth something.

Mike

[Admin]

"ALF and President Bush to sit next to each other at Super Bowl"

ALF's comment: President Bush is like a bee...leave him alone and he won't bother you!

or

ALF's comment: Everything will be fine as long as he doesn't touch my hot dog.

[ALFanatic]

Headline:
SURPRISE ANNOUNCEMENT - ALF To Sing "National Anthem" At SuperBowl

ALF Comment: Hey, I can't be any worse than "Roseanne Barr".

ALF Correction: In my original comment, I confused "Rosie O'Donnell" with "Roseanne Barr". An understandable mistake, since they both have similar appearance and personality. Quite possibly they may be "closet" sisters.

Mike

[QueenofMelmac]

Headline: Alf rumored to show up at your door with a Valentine's Day singing-gram.

Alf comment: Dont get too excited. I've only selected a few fans...All the members of my fan forum!