Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!

[ALFanatic]

"craigslist" (men seeking women)

Handsome, furry, little alien with abrasive personality seeking love partner for Valentine's Day. Call ALF 1-800-555-1212

ALF Comment: Aliens need love too, you know.

Mike

[Admin]

"ALF endorses Hillary Clinton in the fight for the Democratic nomination"

[ALFanatic]

New York Times Headline:

ALF Enraged Over PHONY "Hillary Endorsement" Fabricated by Clinton Campaign

ALF Comment: I wouldn't want that "Bimbo" combing my fur, let alone running the Government.

Mike

[Admin]

lol - ALFanatic, good headline!

[QueenofMelmac]

Headline" 'Alf rumored to be doing special duet with Celine Dion on her upcoming tour"

Alf Comment: "Canadians love me. Aye?"

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

Both Clinton & Obama Desperately Seeking Endorsement From ALF

ALF Comment: I am awaiting assurances of a high ranking Cabinet position from either, or both, Democrat candidates before making my decision on any endorsement.

Mike

[Admin]

"ALF hints for next US President to add 'Secretary of Food' to their Cabinet"

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

Clinton Campaign Devastated When Influential Super Delegate ALF Announces Support For Obama

ALF Comment: I may be "vertically" challenged, but Hillary is "truth" challenged.

Mike

[Admin]

"ALF to take over Tonight Show after Jay Leno. Conan O'Brien expresses anger over recent decision."

ALF's statement: "Conan and I have the same color hair...he can fill in when I'm sick, HA!"

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

ALF Reveals Contents Of Condolence Letter To Clinton

ALF Comment: I just wanted to tell Hillary that I wouldn't forget her when she's gone, and let her know that she can still be the next "Ted Kennedy" of the Senate.

Mike

[Admin]

Ouch!

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

"I'm In The Army Now", Says Administrator Of ALFtv.Net

ALF Comment: Poor guy! He can now bend over and kiss his ass good-bye.

Mike

[Admin]

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

ALF Fan On Quest To Communicate With Paul Fusco

ALF Comment: Good Luck! Fusco's wife hasn't heard fron him for years, and the only reason he maintains communication with me is because I still owe him money. HA!!!!!

Mike

[QueenofMelmac]

HAHAHA..

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

Staff Reductions At The ALF Mansion In Beverly Hills

ALF Comment: With the state of current economic conditions, I finally had "to bite the bullet" and layoff a few of my Cat Wranglers.

Mike

[ALFanatic]

Headlline:

One Million Dollar Summer Contest On ALFTV.NET Fan Forum Funded By ALF

ALF Comment: Just kidding. HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

ALF Lights Olympic Flame During Opening Ceremonies At The Olympic Games

ALF Comment: I was chosen because of my vast experience with fire.

Mike

[ALFanatic]

Headline:

Both McCain & Palin Forced To Recant False Statements Blaming ALF For Current Financial Crisis

ALF Comment: Those Republicans are getting desperate, and will try to blame anyone for something gone wrong.

Mike

[QueenofMelmac]

ALF Headline:

'Alf to visit Disneyworld for a small vacation getaway'

Alf comment: "I blend right in over there..although no one really knows who i am so they just think im special just because im furry....just take your cameras off of flash people! It's bad for melmacian eyes"