Hello, Skipper here.

Skipper · Post by **Skipper** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:28 pm

I found this website while locking into a satellite, as I did a flyover on your planet.
I'm very surprised to see Gordo did so well in your planet. He didn't do much as a Orbit Guard.
Come to think of it, he didn't do very well selling spacecrafts on Melmac either. He preferred to chat with the customers rather than sell them stuff.
They always liked his jokes though.

Hey Rhonda says hi to everyone and if Alf reads this, to remember Melmachian females peak in their 250s, so hurry up.

Post by **Admin** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:29 pm

Welcome to the forum!!!

Skipper · Post by **Skipper** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:50 pm

Thanks, Admin. Say this is a pretty nifty site you have here.
Mind if I crash for a while? Got any cats? I'll take my whisker omelet with tail on the side, thank you very much.

Maybe a cold cream sundae afterwards... hummm...

Post by **Admin** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:59 pm

lol, stay as long as you'd like! And bring your friends!

You can order cat in the Kitty Kat Lounge

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:16 pm

Skipper,

Just "skip" into the Forum whenever you desire, but please "no crashing". Crashing is so destructive and messy, and I am responsible for a lot of the maintenance and cleanup around here.

Welcome,

Mike

ALFan · Post by **ALFan** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:04 pm

Welcome.By the way, nice avatar.

twangle · Post by **twangle** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:51 pm

i'm alittle late, but welcome! by the way i do fix melmacian spaceships for a living.

Skipper · Post by **Skipper** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:10 pm

twangle wrote:i'm alittle late, but welcome! by the way i do fix melmacian spaceships for a living.

Yeah, fixing those calibration guiding systems can be a doozy. Hope mine doesn't get any problems anytime soon, or I might end up crashing over any of you fine gent's garage roofs like Gordo!

Speaking of crashes, did you hear the one about the Melmacian and the Cranble? They crash their spaceships into each other, are forced to land and get out to inspect the damage. The Cranble says "Where'd you learn how to drive? At the crash test dummy facility?!" The Melmacian replies "Hey man, I'm sorry, I really didn't see you coming." The Cranble says, "Our spaceships are totaled. You're going to have to pay for this! Now what do we do?!"
The Melmacian looks at the wreckage and fishes out a bottle of Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, and says "Hey we should be glad we're alive! I'll gladly pay for all the damage but I think we should at least have a drink to steady our nerves after this. You in?"
The Cranble, still shook from the accident and reassured that the Melmacian will pay everything, agrees and takes a few long swigs. He passes the bottle to the Melmacian and thanks him:
"Thanks man, here's your bottle, you have some also."
The Melmacian smugly replies: "No thank you, I think I'll wait for the Orbit Guards to show up on the scene".

HAAAAAAH! HAHA!

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:57 am

Skipper,

By chance, back on Melmac was your real name Hermie Finkbuckle? Finkbuckle was comedic host of the "GoodNIght" show that was sponsored by Catalicious Fine Foods on the Kitty TV Network, and I recall him once telling the same story about the Melmacian and the Cranble.

ALF

twangle · Post by **twangle** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:50 pm

I think his going by an alias!

ALF · Post by **ALF** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:42 pm

Yo Skip, it's been a while! How are things? Any chance Rhonda might be coming down anytime soon?

Post by **ALFicionado** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:15 am

Wow, such a huge amount of new members here I can't believe I've missed some to welcome, so a little bit late, but welcome!

Jessica · Post by **Jessica** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:31 am

Welcome to the forum! Wow, there gas been many new members this week.

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