The Neverending ALF Story - SITCOM EDITION!

[Admin]

twangle had the idea of starting back up a neverending ALF story...except this one will be sitcom style!

Rules:

1) One line at a time
2) Please post things that could have actually happened in the sitcom (i.e. "then ALF blew up the moon." would NOT be a good sentence!)
3) Please do not include "clutter" with your posts...please post your sentence for the story ONLY. If you'd like to discuss a problem/concern, or just have a question about the story please private message me. This will make it easy to follow the story.

I'll start:

It was a beautiful Saturday morning at the Tanner residence; Kate and Willie were sitting at the living room table, and ALF was sitting on the couch when they heard a knock at the front door.

[twangle]

Tanners-"Alf to the kitchen"!

[Admin]

ALF: "That's just great...now I'm going to miss Danny DiVito and John Candy dance!"

[twangle]

willie-"who is it?" and Alf-"who is it, who is it, doesn't matter to me or does it?

[ALFan]

Jake:"It's me Jake."
ALF:"Good,now I can see Danny DiVito and John Candy Dance."

[twangle]

wiliie-"well before you guys go watching tv, whats wrong jake?

[ALFan]

Jake:"Nothin',I just wanted to see ALF."

[twangle]

Jake:"can i see you in the kitchen-Alf:"always the kicthen!!

[ALFan]

ALF:"What's the problem?"

[twangle]

willie:" oh-um well ,raquel( willie scrathes his glasses) why are you here now too?

[Admin]

Raquel: "Yeees...I needed to get out of the house; Trevor is watching a John Candy Marathon on HBO. I saw Jake on his way over...is he here?" (Raquel walks toward the kitchen)

[twangle]

Willie: "Don't go in there, he didn't go that way,I think he went up stairs with brian to see.....um.....yea or new turtle he just got , yea a turtle. mrs.ochmoneck:" but brians sitting over there willie?

[ALFan]

Willie:"UH..YES! He is. It is a ...uh... family tradition that when a new pet has been got,it is viewed with the owner in another room."

[Admin]

Raquel: "I see..."

[twangle]

mean while-Alf:" whats up jake? Whats the rush, rush?"

[Admin]

Jake: "We gotta problem!"

[twangle]

Alf:" well what is it ? it better not be that catnip, i had you hide."

[ALFan]

Jake:"No it's not."Aunt Raquel and Uncle Trevor want me to go back to New York since my dad is on parole!"

[Admin]

Jake: "My Aunt and Uncle got me a bus ticket for tomorrow morning...ALF, you've gotta help me, we need a plan!"

[ALFan]

ALF:"OK,OK,OK. I'll help you,but for me to think,I need a box of doughnuts.