Fictional ALF Headlines/Storylines!!!

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:39 am

Headline:

ALF Sues Administrator Of ALFtv.NET Fan Forum For Invasion Of Privacy

ALF Comment: Enough is Enough! This wacko and his assembled group of crazed fans live to discuss and analyze every detail of my life.

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:30 am

Headline:

ALF To Be Centerfold In "Playgirl" Magazine

ALF Comment: These dummies are paying me for "nude" photos. What's the big deal?

Mike

Post by **Admin** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:51 pm

"ALF is the father of Mel B's baby...NOT Eddie Murphy!"

Post by **Admin** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:54 pm

"Harvard University to add Summer Course Called 'ALF: His Past, Present, and Future' to it's Fall 2007 Class Schedule."

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:34 am

Headline:

Bloomberg Meets With ALF During California Trip

ALF Comment: He just wanted an autographed photo, and we did not discuss politics.

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 3:31 pm

Headline:

ALF To Host "Saturday Night Live"

ALF Comment: Tune in America, if you want to see a real comedian in action.

Mike

Post by **Admin** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:51 am

"ALF Has Secret Dinner With Paris Hilton After Her Release From Jail"

Post by **Admin** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:14 am

"ALF to Appear in New Star Trek Film"

Post by **Admin** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:25 am

By ALFanatic:

Headline:

Infamous "Killer Pussy" Hunting For ALF

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:59 pm

Headline:

ALF Sighted Late-Night Noshing At "Taco Bell"

ALF Comment: I don't know what's in the "Burrito Grande", but the taste, texture, and smell are alot like CAT.

Mike

Post by **Admin** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:16 pm

"ALF Float to Appear in LA Parade on July 4th"

Post by **Admin** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:53 pm

"Coca-Cola Company to Introduce 'Kitty Kola" in Honor of ALF"

QueenofMelmac · Post by **QueenofMelmac** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:40 pm

Headline: Alf caught driving with fireworks

Alf comment: I wanted to make a show of lights for July 4th! Hmm what else can I light on fire....?

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:16 pm

Headline:

ALF Proclaims Recent Wildfires In Western States Not His Fault

ALF Comment: I haven't been anywhere near nature, since I returned from Summer Camp.

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:02 pm

Headline:

Seeking Relief From Current Southwest Heat Wave, ALF Gets "Buzz Cut"

ALF Comment: Even if I'm not much cooler, I should save tons of money on shampoo and conditioner.

Mike

Post by **Admin** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:24 pm

"NBC to pick up ALF for a season five in 2008"

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:38 pm

Headline:

ALF To Join Cast Of Upcoming "Sex And The City" Movie As New "Mr. Big"

Mike

ALFanatic · Post by **ALFanatic** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:32 am

Headline:

ALF Ring Bearer At Longoria/Parker Wedding

ALF Comment: They didn't have a "Best Alien", and "Maid of Honor" was already taken.

Mike

QueenofMelmac · Post by **QueenofMelmac** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:16 pm

haha I like the Mr. Big one, AlFanatic!

Headline:

"Huge ALF Monument built and Standing in NYC in the Heart of Times Square"

Headline:

"Alf to host a NYC bus tour this Summer"

Post by **Admin** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:10 pm

QOM, you gave me an idea...

"Statue of ALF to Replace the Statue of Liberty in 2010 in Hopes to Greet Visitors From Space"

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