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Your Favorite ALF Quotes
I am starting this thread so we can post all of our favorite ALF quotes. I'd like to begin with two that I watched from an episode today.
ALF to Lynn - "Why don't you go the distance and try to look as old as Kate!?!?"
ALF to family - "You know I wanted to take a photo of you guys, but now I don't know if I can fit all of Lynn's hair in it!"
ALF to Lynn - "Why don't you go the distance and try to look as old as Kate!?!?"
ALF to family - "You know I wanted to take a photo of you guys, but now I don't know if I can fit all of Lynn's hair in it!"
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Great topic, and a long time comin'! :)
I'll add some quotes later tonight, I have to go at the moment.
I'll add some quotes later tonight, I have to go at the moment.
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I made sound clips of most of my favourite lines.
Here are a few
Barry! *Kiss Kiss*
TOAST! (Alf's Talking Toaster)
Amaaaazing Grace...How Sweet Thou Art...To Save A Wretch Like Kate!
A-Hamada-hamada-hamada-hamada-hamada-hamada-hamadaaaaa...A-A-A-A-Amen!
There But For The Grace Of Barry...Go I!
As Barry As My Witness...I'll Never Go Hungry Again!
Which Was the Button For A Cheeseburger?...BZZT!
Hey Zitface...Go Home And Make A Clearasil Sandwich!
If You'll Excuse Me...I'm Gonna Try To Find A Cough Drop The Size Of Dom Deluise.
ALF-Tell That To My Cousin...Pretty Boy...Shumway...He Grew Up On The South Side Of Melmac...If He Didn't Like Your Shoes....E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E!
Willie-You Mean Shoot A Person If He Didn't Like Their Shoes?
Alf-No!...He'd Just Point At Them And Go...E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E!
One Day I'll Walk Into That Kitchen, And Keep Right On Walking!...*BANG*...OW!
The Only Good Cat Is A Stirfried Cat!
There's So Much To Do...And Me Without Clothes!
Willie-Would You Please Just Go In The Kitchen!?
Alf-STAY...GO...STAY...GO...I Could Be A Police Dog After This!
Those are just a few of my favourites.
I use these on msn,and send em back and forth, it's hilarious.
Here are a few
Barry! *Kiss Kiss*
TOAST! (Alf's Talking Toaster)
Amaaaazing Grace...How Sweet Thou Art...To Save A Wretch Like Kate!
A-Hamada-hamada-hamada-hamada-hamada-hamada-hamadaaaaa...A-A-A-A-Amen!
There But For The Grace Of Barry...Go I!
As Barry As My Witness...I'll Never Go Hungry Again!
Which Was the Button For A Cheeseburger?...BZZT!
Hey Zitface...Go Home And Make A Clearasil Sandwich!
If You'll Excuse Me...I'm Gonna Try To Find A Cough Drop The Size Of Dom Deluise.
ALF-Tell That To My Cousin...Pretty Boy...Shumway...He Grew Up On The South Side Of Melmac...If He Didn't Like Your Shoes....E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E!
Willie-You Mean Shoot A Person If He Didn't Like Their Shoes?
Alf-No!...He'd Just Point At Them And Go...E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E!
One Day I'll Walk Into That Kitchen, And Keep Right On Walking!...*BANG*...OW!
The Only Good Cat Is A Stirfried Cat!
There's So Much To Do...And Me Without Clothes!
Willie-Would You Please Just Go In The Kitchen!?
Alf-STAY...GO...STAY...GO...I Could Be A Police Dog After This!
Those are just a few of my favourites.
I use these on msn,and send em back and forth, it's hilarious.
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If you want I could post your sound clips for you - I could upload them to the server for this website and post the links? If you're interested in doing that just let me know, I'm sure everybody here would love to hear them.
If you want I could post your sound clips for you - I could upload them to the server for this website and post the links? If you're interested in doing that just let me know, I'm sure everybody here would love to hear them.
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As far as the clips go - you can send them to me as either .wav or .mp3, or both, whatever you decide.
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